Fat pie eating landwhales

Well yet again we have some huge rubbery arsed woe is me sack of worthless blubber making the news after living a life that a fucking whale would be jealous off.

What do I mean well I shall explain.

A whale has to actually move in order to shift vast amounts of fish/krill down its throat and grow to its enormous size and deal with dangers like Japanese whalers.

Not so the land whale, no they stay in their pits, indeed they need to be rescued in order to leave. Not only that but they are often paid a disability allowance for the illness of shovelling tons of pies and brown ale down their throat.

yet another pie eating tub of lard bleats about how hard life is...

'I can't stand up': The desperate plea from 63-stone teenager which sparked the dramatic £100,000 operation to rescue her from home. 

Gosh really, stop fucking eating then.

 Stepfather reveals Britain's fattest teenager screamed to her mother for help after piling on the pounds.

Well, I do hate to be a pedant but its not a few pounds is it. A few stone, like say 50 or so extra.

Rescuers built a bridge to carry her and had a crane ready if it was needed.

But don't worry the nanny state will come to the rescue.

In an idea world fat pie shovelling landwhales would get a harsh fucking time from the like of Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket.

[Gunny Hartman has just confiscated a jelly doughnut from Pvt Gomer Pyle]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?

Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!

Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?

Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!

Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!

Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Hartman: Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your foot locker, Private Pyle?

Pyle: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!

Hartman: Because you were hungry? [walks down the line of recruits, with the jelly doughnut still at hand.] Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So! From now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him. I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut! Now, get on your faces! [recruits get in front-leaning-rest position. to Pyle] Open your mouth! :[shoves jelly doughnut into Pyle's mouth.] They're paying for it, you eat it!

Will this happen? Will the taxpayers demand that funding the self inflicted food fetish of the landwhales stop? Well not exactly.

British MPs have suggested that calling someone "fatty" or "obese" should be considered a hate crime on a par with racism or homophobia. Generations of children have traded banter - or bullying, depending on your perspective - about body weight in the schoolyard, and Enid Blyton even named one of her characters "Fatty" in her Five Find-Outers series.

But a report by the all-party parliamentary group on body image has recommended that the Government should investigate putting "appearance-based discrimination" on the same legal basis as race and sexual discrimination.

Mother of all Parliments debates hug a landwhale bill.

Well I say hug them, but no chance you could get your arms around one. Nannying the fat and feckless will never work, much like them really. Besides even if someone calls them fat and they sue and win, all they would do is blow the compensation on pies and brown ale...

Utter bathplugs all of them.

Badgers tb spreading bathplus

I mentioned these pionous tb reactors before..

Badgers are TB spreading, striped, look at me I am really cute 
but in fact cost the UK farming industry millions a cunt; the cunts

They should all be culled and turned in gents shaving brushes.

Capt Hook aka Abu Hamza aka Mustafa Kamal Mustafa is a terrorist hook holding bathplug.

Jailed hate-preacher Abu Hamza has changed his name by deed poll to shed his criminal past, it has been revealed.
The hook-handed radical has ordered staff and inmates at high-security Belmarsh Prison to call him Mustafa K(rap)amal Mustafa.

He demanded the new name while he awaits extradition to the US on terrorism charges.

Call it what you will, a hook handed turd is a hook handed turd and no amount of polishing or name changing is going to make it shine...

The euro is a massive worthless bathplug of a currency.

Everyone lied to get on board the euro train, the politicians lied, the banks spent fantasy money and now no one wants to be in it and everyone has to pay the bills of money pissed away.

The moment the Greeks realise they have had enough and give up the fantasy and go back to drinking plonk and riding donkeys for a living the happier they will be.

Then the whole rotten structure will come a crashing down :-)

The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP is a bathplug.

My former site says everything you will ever need to find out about this fake jogging photo posing, fat, paranoid bigot calling, snot eating lunatic. http://gordonbrownisacunt.blogspot.co.uk/

I do not like this insufferable smug Jock politician.

Merthyr Tydfil a bathplug of a town

If there was a place on Gods green Earth that could represent hell then this hovel would be it.

http://www.worst-city.com/Merthyr-Tydfil-Wales-crap-towns-cities-UK-worst-places.htm

A run down out of work hell hole, where fiddling the benefits system is the only growth industry.

Chavtowns website had this to say:- Merthyr Tydfil – Gurnos Estate is a well known shit hole, you’re wheels will be removed from your car if you are to park it anywhere near Merthyr or Gurnos estate, you’ll probably have your shoes taken off you if you stand in the same place for too long.

The locals are also a bit dim:

A MAN who accidentally blew himself up lighting a cigarette after an abortive attempt to gas himself has been ordered to complete an “enhanced thinking skills” course.
Ian Noll, 39, rigged up a gas canister in a car to drive to a beauty spot to kill himself.
A court yesterday heard he had a change of heart but forgot to turn off the canister. Noll lit a cigarette and then the car exploded.
Prosecutor Mike Hammett said: “It seems it was not intended to blow up the car. It seems he had a change of heart and lit the cigarette.”
Mr Hammett said the explosion was so loud people from a local rugby club heard the bang.
He said: “They rushed to his assistance because he was badly burned.”
Noll, originally from Porthcawl but now of Garth Villas, Merthyr Tydfil, was taken to hospital to be treated for severe burns.
Mr Lawrence Jones, defending, said: “He did not intend to blow himself up and I am assured he will not try to do it again.”
Jobless Noll, who continues to receive medical help, admitted taking his brother’s car without consent for his suicide attempt. He also admitted arson at Newport Crown Court.
Noll was given a 12 months community order and was ordered to complete an enhanced thinking skills course. His licence was endorsed for taking a vehicle without consent.

Ed Balls MP aka Piers Fletcher-Dervish

A thick as pigs droppings, st-st-stammering, blinkey idiot of an MP. A fat waddling expenses fiddling stuffed full of his own importance tool.

Unable to list even the colours of the rainbow fool, he should go away and never ever come back.

Oh and his wife is just as thick as him, but even more ugly.

The UK police are bath plugs.

Fat, overweight and in need of urgent reform. Our once great police 'service' is now little more than a corrupt taking a wedge off of News International, politically correct uniformed branch of HM Revenue.

When not turning up in pairs to harass folk whenever noisy neighbors complain about the slightest bloody thing(Yes Gwent woodentops I'm talking about you, especially rozzer Lesley Morgan 747!) 
A bunch of useless, lardy donut munching, zoom about in their Noddy cars, pen pushing, desk jockeying, red tape loving, nick anyone for the slightest driving infraction bathplugs.

Lloyds Tsb - sanctions busting bathplugs.

This why I will never ever do business with this bank. A bit old but every time I see their adverts I have to turn the channel over.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/4213151/Lloyds-TSB-agrees-to-pay-fine-of-350m-for-sanctions-help.html

Lloyds TSB has agreed to pay $350m (£231m) to the US government for helping customers get around American sanctions on dealing with Libya, Sudan and Iran. 

Right. So a UK bank was dealing with the former regime in Libya, Sudan and Iran.

Maybe their adverts should show mass graves in the Sudan, with a soundtrack of children screaming as their parents are massacred and they are sold off into slavery.

Maybe a few people would close their accounts and leave them if that were the case.

Their support has helped the Janjaweed militia kill countless hundreds of thousands of people. I'm sure former head Eric Daniels must be so so proud of himself.

Utter scum and total bath plugs.

An open letter to David Cameron

Dear Prime Minister,

I have been a Conservative voter all my adult life, but after the last few years of this particular and rather odd government, I shall no longer be voting for that party until it regains its traditional Conservative values. I shall explain below.

First off we have waste, lots of it and blaming Labour after this amount of time quite frankly just doesn't cut it any more. We all applauded the speech about the bonfire of the quangos that suck billions out of the economy and yet little has happened. We still have for example the Immigration Advisory Quango(formerly run by jailed share dealing ex MP Keith Best, proof that crime can indeed pay!) that infamously said the immigrants made better passport holders than native Brits and the Potato Marketing Board. Seriously do we need a quango that receives taxpayers money to tell people to buy spuds?

Then we have the dire PCSO's, few of which have ever made any form of arrest and lack proper police powers, being little more than uniformed jobs worth quasi social workers resolving or rather failing to resolve neighbour disputes. Indeed whilst police are being cut, several forces are hiring PCSO's.

Then we have aid abroad, which still has little if any oversight as to where its actually being spent, continual stories in the press of vast amounts wasted and with the last budget an actual increase in the amount poured into the pockets of corrupt potent antes Swiss bank accounts. Actually increasing the amount is a stupid thing to do considering that the national debt of this UK should be cleared in full, before any monies are thrown away in Bongo bongoland(© the late Alan Clarke MP). You see we are, out of money and printing more to waste in dictators Swiss bank accounts is a rather silly thing to be doing.

Again I feel that the people of this land, the folk who elected you want you to look after their needs, not supply the cannibals in the Pacific isles with gold plated cooking pots.

Cuts would help and yet your spending more even than Labour did.

Another phrase used by yourself upon entering No.10 was that of open government, well there has been talk, quite a lot but little in the way of results. Indeed at this moment we have another state snooping bill going through parliament that will allow ever more bodies of prod noses to look into our lives and e-mails. Although not related to that directly we have also seen a rise in the number of people stopped whilst taking photos of late, in part by over zealous G4S security guards at Olympic sites. Maybe a word in the Home Sec's ear would not go amiss, although I shall come back to her later.

Moving on, we come to what is laughingly referred to as quantitative easing, or in English - printing money to put off the evil day when cuts need to be made. If the books don't balance do what industry- whats left of it that is – has to and cut back to make them balance. A simple list of diversity managers, outreach coordinators, immigrant translators and thousands of other state funded Guardian advertised non jobs and a red pen would save a few billion I'm sure. Borrowing money doesn't work when one is running a home and certainly not for a government.

Add to that the money wasted in EU contributions, helping French and Greek farmers fiddle their expenses.

Which brings me onto the that great big Euro shaped elephant in the room – the EU.

We were promised a “cast iron” guarantee of a vote on Europe to settle the matter by yourself, yet where is it? We hear much complaining from the Tory benches about Labours record on Europe and their failure to grant us the people a vote, yet no vote for the people on this subject from your party. Its not difficult, a simple referendum will solve it. Have you the guts to grant it?

Although I will credit your party with one thing and that is your giving people with learning difficulties a job to do, although I must say that the office of Home Sec. Is probably not the best one for her. Indeed I noticed in the last election that the Tory vote went down, had times clearing immigration at Heathrow been speeded up they probably would have been able to get back into UK in time to vote for you.

Maybe a transfer to some “make work” job taking mail between departments would be more suitable for Teresa May? Just a suggestion. I'm sure the many serving police officers being cut would support me on a replacement in her job?

On a related note, quite how long does it take to deport one Abdul the Not Quite Dead Terrorist to Jordan?

Then we have immigration. Another subject where much finger pointing at the benches opposite is done and little else appears to have been. No tackling of EU immigration, out of your hands and all that. Much talk of taking powers back from Brussels and very very little action. A case of inaction would be more accurate. Much little the whole of foreign policy it looks like, but I shall leave that alone.

Another point that has annoyed me and many other ex Conservative voters is the total lack of support for the beer trade. Your government still listens to the quango Alcohol Concern that misuses the charities act to push a prohibitionist agenda and your government keeps the beer duty escalator imposed by Labour, why?

As it stands one third of a pint gos in duties to Chancellor George Osborne, we pay the 2nd highest beer tax in the EU, beer taxes have been hiked by 42% since 2008 and yet a Conservative government is going to tax more.

A real Conservative government would halt these taxes, indeed slash them. At the moment the beer/pub trade supports a million plus jobs, are you trying to get them all claiming JSA and not putting money into the Chancellors hands?

Since 2008 over 4500 pubs have closed their doors and the best this government can claim re pub closures, is that things are still getting worse but slower than under Labour.

Then we have taxes, ever more of them. Possibly the most bizarre being the so called pasty tax, seriously is that the best you can do?

Need I remind you that a tax on business is a punishment on doing well.

That the state should be small and well run.

As it stands you have failed on these points.

To paraphrase an old saying Mr Cameron, so far you have been weighed and found wanting

Yours


An ex Tory voter.

The Daily Mail are complete scare story publishing bathplugs.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

Every day has a story about some disease that will wipe out humanity, how dusky skinned folk are lowering house prices and foxes will eat your babies(probably)...

Utter shyte and bollocks to be fair.

The 2012 Olympics a corporate bunch of bath plugs

A multi billion whores fest of corporate companies all plugging their products, all with the approved logo on.


Tv full of former cyclists, runners and anyone who has ever won anything grabbing their media fees and whoring themselves to sell rubbish to the masses.


Then we have those fine sports persons, all quietly representing the chemical companies who supply them with fool proof drugs designed to fool the dope testing. Should they fail and some will, they can always argue it was a dubious curry the night before that gave a false positive.

Of course when its all done, when the politicos have rubbed shoulders and basked in reflected glory, when the knighthoods and gongs are handed out to people who can ride a bike or run really fast all that will be really left as a legacy to the land will be a multi billion pound bill.


PS don't protest,speak out in public against it or take unapproved photos else G4S goons and City of London rozzers will be down on you faster than Chinese army soldiers beating up a Tibean monk.

Lord Prescott of pies a complete and utter bathplug

If anyone needs being called a bathplug then its this shaven thug.

A fat champagne socialist piggy who has grasped in his trotters every bauble and trinket political power could offer, all the while pointing his fat fingers at every one else's greed and laughingly claims to represent the working man.

Playing the common man card whilst having his wife driven 250 yards to keep her hair safe. Prescott shows the classic example of the labour elite, a sexist point the finger at other parties scum sucking pig of the worst type.

A man as fake in all he says and does as the mock Tudor beams he charged the taxpayer to have fitted to his constituency home, he will fit in so so well in the Lords.

Hat tip to GOT for the pic.

PCSO's useless bathplugs

Thanks a bunch labour for giving us the PCSOs.

Peter Hain a pitch ripping bank robbing bathplug

Perma tanned, fat, smug, sacked and brought back my labour about a million times, slush fund running, shifty, duplicitous, claims he was set up over a bank robbery, pitch ripping new labour wind bag.

A complete and utter orange wind bag of a bath plug.

Alcohol Concern ban the booze bathplugs

Over to http://www.beerbrewer.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/alcohol-concern-cymru-survey.html
There is nothing worse than a lifestyle ban and the quango that is Alcohol Concern want exactly that.


A group of do nothing prod noses who want all the pubs in this land closed, their aim is to price all alcohol out of the reach of people and any excuse will do.


Saving the little ones from seeing nasty images of drink, you name it this quango of religious zealots have used it.

I recently ran a survey on this blog on support for minimum pricing of alcohol, the results are above with a firm 70% against it.

Curmudgeon ran a similar pole a few ago, although his results were 80% against the minimum price for alcohol.

So what happened today? Well fake charity Alcohol Concern Cymru published the results of THEIR poll which allowed them to claim that 77% of Welsh publicans agreed with minimum pricing. Although what they should have stated is that 77% of Welsh publicans who were questioned by their researchers agreed with minimum pricing. Although since it has emerged that they asked one publican 3 times about the survey this does throw into doubt the survey findings.

One Cardiff Publican wrote on my Facebook wall today when I posted about the ACC survey,

"Haha! They phoned me for this one, load of rubbish! In fact, they tried to phone me three times which really throws into doubt their findings... did they ask 600 landlords? or 200 landlords 3 times? idiots...


And lets be honest, you ask most landlords who are currently fighting bankrupcy and are getting smashed by brewery prices "are supermarket prices fair and ballenced" and they're going to say no... I think she told me I was the first person to disagree


That in itself tells me it's crap because I shouldn't be disagreeing with her, she shouldn't have an opinion! it's a survey!"


Hmm so that pretty much discredits the ACC survey, added to that they are unable to provide any publicans who are willing to go on the record to publicly support minimum pricing, every publican I have spoken to is against the measure, seeing it as another excuse for the Health Lobby and the neo-prohibitionists to increase the price of alcohol.
Alcohol sales are already falling, binge drinking is falling, and beer sales are down. Going against the free market and installing a minimum price for alcohol will do nothing to stem the tide of pub closures.
Having our taxes wasted by fake charities such as Alcohol Concern Cymru to produce worthless surveys in order to placate their political masters in Cardiff Bay is just another waste of public money. The minimum price will effect small-scale cidermakers throughout the UK - have a read of the Save our Scrumpy campaign. Once we give into the neo-prohibitionists and let them set the price of drinks where will this end?

As there is congestion on our roads, why don't we bring in minimum pricing for cars? A stupid idea? Yes, but that is exactly what is being planned for alcohol. Think about it.

There you go, ban the booze bathplugs.

Kerry McCarthy a cautioned bathplug.

The BBC reports
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-11621053 
Bristol (Mogadishu) East MP Kerry McCarthy revealed the results of a sample of postal votes on the social networking site Twitter days before the general election.
It is illegal to reveal the votes cast before the end of polling day as it may influence the outcome of the election.

A political thick really should know better bathplug.

The nanny state

No matter what, some do nothing jobsworth in a cushy office things he or she needs to educate us plebs and talk down to us.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146122/No10-scheme-text-email-child-rearing-tips-nappy-changing-choosing-names-parents.html
Parents will receive text message and email advice on how to bring up their children after David Cameron said it was ‘ludicrous’ that people get more training in driving a car.
A £3.4million website launched today gives tips on every aspect of child rearing, from picking children’s names to changing nappies and bathing babies.
The NHS Information Service for Parents sends regular texts or emails with timely information to parents.

Blah blah blah. Enough already. Time for the government cuts to actually cut this stuff off the expense account.

 

Complete and utter bathplug of the day = St Mary Redcliffe Cemetery

Yes the good folk who run this place have banned a chap from helping out for free.

A former factory worker who spent thousands of his savings restoring a cemetery has been banned from tending the graves of war heroes by church officials.
Stephen Jackson, 62, forked out for new gates at the entrance of his local graveyard and has spent four years renovating crumbling tombs and cutting brambles.
But the dedicated volunteer, who has won awards for his selfless work, has now been ordered to down tools after a meeting with religious chiefs from his diocese.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146297/Award-winning-Good-Samaritan-62-spent-9-000-money-tending-graves-war-heroes-banned-cemetery.html#ixzz1vDooll28

Well done the Diocese of Bristol. Complete and utter bathplugs.

Jacqui Smith former MP and complete and utter bathplug.

Why have I nominated this odious woman? Well she actually got you to pay for her bathplug on her expenses.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/smith-pays-the-price-for-an-88p-bath-plug-and-two-xxx-movies-1695472.html
One year ago to the day, Jacqui Smith was basking in adulation for a storming speech defending plans to lock up terrorist suspects for 42 days.

So impressed was her initially hostile audience of Labour MPs that Britain's first woman Home Secretary was suddenly mooted as an outside candidate to replace Gordon Brown as Prime Minister.
The theory went that the middle-aged Midland mum with an Aston Villa season ticket and a fondness for caravan holidays would be ideally placed to take on Old Etonian David Cameron.

A woman now thankfully out of UK politicsn and a complete and utter porn film claiming, bath plug buying bath plug.