Call me Daves war on the unemployed.

Yah boo sucks says Dave. We are going to stop housing benefit for young people, save a few billion as we're all in the recession together announced multi millionaire David Cameron.

Er right. Not the best idea that one, indeed the bashing of Tories has started aleady with Paul Flynn saying that young troops will be laid off when they come back from Afganistan and find themselves homeless.

So in one move Dave has given every labour Mp a club with which to hit him with, play the class war card to the hilt with between now and the next election.

It wouldn't be so bad, if this government were not wasting countless billions on other things. We had an announcement in the last budget that aid abroad is going up to 0.7% of GDP.

How long will it take the BNP to jump on that one Dave? More money going to dictators Swiss bank accounts whilst housing benefits are cut at home. Then we have the EU that sucks God alone knows how many millions each day out of our economy and so on and so forth.

Now for years I have tried to argue for the Tory party, something that is not very easy at the best of times living as I do in the Soviet Rep. of Wales. I have tried to show that there was a better way, a way of caring conservativism that looks after all.

Yet Dave is determined to turn himself into a traditional sterotype, bash the poor "EVIL TORY" as portrayed by the lunatic left.

Following hot on the heels of that announcement about cutting housing for the young folks, he announced he was going to get tough on folk on the dole.

All good sounding hard Tory stuff and totally fecking devoid from the reality in many parts of the UK.

Now Dave may not be aware of a place called Wales, I'm sure one of his advisers can brief him about it. No doubt tell him that that its the place where the Queen gets her corgis from, has lots of bands singing hymns and coal mines.

Well Dave many of the valleys towns and villages are little more than ghost towns. The shops are all closed, even the pub and post office have long since been boarded up. The coal mine employs a few ex miners showing Japanese tourists around and the band singing hymns has had its assembly grant cut.

Even when he announced his get tough on the lazy unwashed unemployed plebs plan, I had a vision of every Tory gain pissing off come the next election.

Don't get a job in two years he announced via The Sun(no I'm not linking to it) and your dole will be cut. Great, so explain to me Dave where millions of low and medium skilled jobs are going to come from? No seriously I want to know?

Its bad enough in Cardiff/Newport, yet move ten/fifteen miles into the valleys and good luck trying to find any sort of work.

Now 20 odd years back another Tory advised folk to get on their bikes, well that was good then but now the folk on their bikes will be completing against millions of Poles and other eastern european folk.

Naturally every labour MP worth their fiddled expenses will be claiming Dave and his millionaire mates are going to let them starve and playing the class war card to the hilt.

But whats worse, the thing that really pissed me off is Daves view that all the unemployed are the same. All like the rabble on the Kyle show he no doubt sees every morning before leaving his child down the pub. He doesn't see the struggle to find work, the hours spent walking from agency to agency. Calling up every company to see if they have work, the rejection letters, the rejection e-mails.

He doesn't grasp that all people want is a chance, a change deprived them by politicians screwing the economy over the last 40 odd years.

Dave doesn't see the monthly struggle to pay bills, the sheer fucking desperation of former hard working families to get their standard of living back, to get back on their feet and have the things they have lost along with the job.

Now Dave has missed a few things, besides his child that he left down the pub. Cue obviously jokes about feral chav parents here. Firstly he is a minority government, seriously had to go running cap in hand to Nick Clegg and form an alliance of sorts.

Secondly his bashing the unemployed is going to come back and hurt him, they all vote Dave. Also there are many many people like myself in temp work who could very easily end up out of work and if Dave had his way left to starve.

I've supported the Tory party but no more, if the head of that party sees people like many of my friends who are out of work as nothing more than a burden on the state, then fuck him.

Quite literally sideways.

Nazi Bathplug of the week is Andy Skelton

Yet another man who has a set of nipple clamps a small package and a job that allows him to compensate in some small way for being useless in bed.
http://www.thescarboroughnews.co.uk/news/local/banned-from-flying-the-flag-for-england-1-4664903#.T-o7kP9vuIA.facebook

A Scarborough taxi driver and councillor is fighting back after being told to take
England flags off his cab.
Cllr Andrew Jenkinson, who represents Newby ward, decked out his taxi in red and white to support England in the Euro 2012 Championships.
But after a conversation with the council’s licensing office, Cllr Jenkinson received a letter stating he was breaking the Taxi and Private Hire Policy.
The letter ends: “I trust that you will comply by removing any flags from your hire vehicle.”

Cllr Jenkinson said: “It think it’s absolutely ridiculous and everyone I’ve spoken to backs me 100 per cent. I should be able to fly flags when England are playing. I’m not wanting to do it on a permanent basis.
“There has to be a bit of give and take. I just want to show I’m proud of my country.”

The letter said that the issue had been raised two years ago and it was decided not to allow the display of flags attached to vehicle windows. It states: “As with all aspects of Taxi and Private Hire Licensing, the primary concern is the safety of the travelling public and it was considered that this was not safe practice.”
Andy Skelton, head of environmental services, said: “As a council we are very much in favour of our residents showing their patriotism. “

But he added: “If we allow flags of our own nationality to be flown then we would quickly get to a situation where drivers might think they can display the flags of other nations or show political affiliations and allegiances and this is something that may cause offence to some people.”

May cause offence, the term used by useless time serving jobsworths in the public sector to oppress a once free people.

Alcohol Concern issue yet more lies.

Gosh a report from a state funded quango that wants all booze banned and every pub in the land closed down that wants, get this, greater controls on the availability of booze.

Yes the fine stunning ladies at this non job factory(pictured here) have a nice new report out that of course in completely impartial and above board. After all a state funded quango would never pander to cheap scare tactics now? ;-)
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/interactive/news/report-calls-for-greater-powers-to-control-availability-of-alcohol-id801390324-t116.html

Licensing authorities need greater powers to regulate the availability of alcohol in their areas, a new report has claimed.

Alcohol Concern Cymru(an organisation funded by the state and therefore a quango not a real charity) says that licensing authorities in England and Wales currently have insufficient powers to control the availability of alcohol, particularly in city centres where large numbers of retailers are in close proximity to each other.

Er, no they don't they already have the power to close problem pubs down by the simple removal of a license.

Its latest report, entitled 'Full to the brim?', claims that restricting the number of places where alcohol is sold would help to reduce alcohol-related harm, as would increasing the price of alcohol.

Mark Leyshon, a spokesman for the charity, said: 'It's well-established that two of the key ways to reduce alcohol related harm are increasing the price of alcohol and restricting its physical availability.

'Minimum unit pricing is soon to be introduced in England and Wales, but we would also like to see changes to the licensing laws that will give local authorities greater powers to control the density of outlets selling alcohol.'

So thousands of pubs culled over the last decade and year on year tax increases are not enough for these puritans. No prohibition is the way they claim, lets have lots more job losses and restrictions on a perfectly legal product.

We also have the 2nd highest level of duty in the Eu and yet this is not enough for them. As for the point about violence, then end soft sentencing, a ten year term for assault would do it.

Mr Leyshon claimed that the gradual relaxing of licensing laws in recent years has led to an increase in binge-drinking and alcohol-related violence.

'Consequently many of us regard our town centre as a place to avoid at night,' he added.

The report coincides with research in Emergency Medical Journal which suggests that 14 per cent of emergency department attendances in England and Wales may be related to alcohol.

Right, again the fake charity get it wrong. Local authorities can and do decide what pubs can open and even decide what hours they can trade.

As for the factor of folk avoiding the town centres, well that is a policing issue and seperate to that of drinking. Something that millions of people manage to do without getting into trouble in any way shape or form.

As for the stats, well lets see the evidence, a may be is not a firm connection.

If Alcohol Concern have their way, every pub will be shut and booze will be made illegal. That is their long term aim and they are using state money, taken from the health budget to push their draconian aims.

Ignore them and before long you will lose your right to a social drink

Let them run things and it will be easier getting a drink in a mosque in Saudi Arabia.

The Animal Farm Olympics

The Animal Farm Olympics

Once upon a time down on Animal Farm, it was decided by the ruling pigs that the farm should try to host the Olympics.

So a bid was put forth, the usual bribes and such like were issued and so it came to pass that Animal Farm would host the 2012 Olympics.

Lots of useless pigs were given non jobs to promote this fine show, one a former sportspig Lord Coe was especially useful is issuing fluffy soundbites to lazy hacks in the media.

Of course not all was well, new places needed to be built and many of the animals not seeing the bigger picture did not want to move from the pens, esciallially as they had worked hard for many years to pay for them

Now Napoleon could hardly send in the troops to move them, this wasn't Chinafarm. He could however use the courts to compulsary purchase their pens and thats exactly what happened, many fought but against the might of big corporations and dubious bungs of cash they had no chance

So contracts were handed out and powerful pigs grew ever more powerful and rich

Now every games needs a logo and the winning design was a group of smears that symbolised the absolute waste of cash. Although its supposed to show the unity of sporting animals everywhere according to the paper.

Now since Animal Farm had won the contract, things were a bit tight finiancially. What with the banks failing and lots of other financial woes. The last ruling piggie Gordon McNapoleon had claimed to have saved the world and that it all started in America Farm, but no one believed him any more.

Not that a change in ruling pigs would change anything for the better, it was decided that the whole thing would be put on the farms credit card and afterwards taxes would be raised to pay for it all. They could also sell unemployed horses off to the glue factory.

In time tickets went on sale to the animals, whilst the ruling pigs would naturally be going along on expenses. Many tickets went out inviting the ruling elites of all the other farms, they would be put up in fancy hotels, be fed and watered and see the show all at Animal Farms expense.

Now things did not run well, there were mix ups over tickets, the site kept crashing and many animals moaned about the price and not being able to get the tickets they wanted.

The elite had worked out one problem, that of getting invited animals around Animal Farm. Special “Soviet Zil Lanes” would be set up especially for their use and ordinary animals fined if they dared to use them. They would carry the great and the good to the Olympics in style whilst the hard working animals had to sweat in their cars/buses and trains for many hours to get to their destinations.

One pig in particular saw an opportunity to make some cash for his gang of swine, Bob Crow who earned a fantastic wage and lived in opulence claimed that not all animals are equal. That his train driving pigs deserved a bonus and should that not be forthcoming they would hold Animal Farm to ransom.

This was quickly copied by the other gangs of piggies who ran the buses and other forms of transport, after all they said its only fair that all animals be equal and they deserved a bonus for doing their job as well. The fact that millions of animals were poor in Animal Farm and had no work never once crossed their porcine minds.

Now whilst all this was going on another pig called Dwain Chambers was squealing his heart out to the courts to be allowed to play in the Olympics. Yes it was true that he had been taking performance enhancing animal feeds and been barred, but that was the past and he was a good little piglet now.

Amazingly some dim pig in a wig that was supposed to be a judge decided to let him play. No doubt after a busy afternoon drinking fine port and engaging in all the things animals were not supposed to do.

Then came the torch, to be taken to every part of Animal Farm. Cheering animals came forth to cheer, although not as many as the state media claimed and coverage of the torch was seen on every channel in Animal Farm around the clock. Not that many knew of cared that the tradition dated back to the National Socialist Peace Olympics in Germany Farm. That like many other inconvenient facts was hushed up.

Many animals discovered that taking photos of Olympic sites and such like, brought them much hassle from piggies employed by G4S- who won their contract quite fairly and no bribes were issued in any way- and City of Animal Farm police. Never mind that taking photos is perfectly legal in Animal Farm.

Naturally the ruling pigs decided that the corporations who were helping sponsor the Olympics wanted an easy time, so whilst the Olympics are going on all protest will be stamped on and bills to that effect were passed by the Pig Pen in Parliament.

Soon the Olympics will be over, the rubbish swept up and the bankrupt farm will have to raise lots and lots of taxes to pay for all the buildings and champagne drunk by invited piggies.

Winning animals will soon be selling popular brands of crisps, shampoo and opening Poundland stores all over Animal Farm. A chosen few of our animals who won medals, like one who managed to ride a bike really fast in the last Olympics will be awarded knighthoods and other honors.

Seb Coe will go back into well deserved obscurity, the politicians will claim it was all worth it and those animals who won medals will be glad they were not caught taking performance enhancing animal food like Dwain Chambers... Not that our fine sports animals would ever cheat.

Enjoy the show, your paying for it and will be for many many seasons.